You know, recently our feeble attempts at a choir have become the focus of some disparagement.
I've finally decided that what is needed is a little diversity. Something to put the cat amongst the pigeons so to speak.
I've decided that we're going to form a "Gospel choir" I'm really excited and have been searching high and low for a means of learning the earthy tone of the coloured people when they sing. We have no coloured people where I live but I think it'll be fun for the choir to learn.
I've very recently discovered "ebay" and am trying to win this:
I'm highest bidder at the moment. I do hope I win!