You know, recently our feeble attempts at a choir have become the focus of some disparagement.
I've finally decided that what is needed is a little diversity. Something to put the cat amongst the pigeons so to speak.
I've decided that we're going to form a "Gospel choir" I'm really excited and have been searching high and low for a means of learning the earthy tone of the coloured people when they sing. We have no coloured people where I live but I think it'll be fun for the choir to learn.
I've very recently discovered "ebay" and am trying to win this:
I'm highest bidder at the moment. I do hope I win!
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I do hospital radio and we take a live feed from the hospital chapel each Sunday morning. Most other HR stations have weekely gospel shows and you have just reminded me that we should be doing this also. Dubious about the title of the ebay item .. did you win it?